« You can do anything, you can't do that I don't love you. »

« I thought I was trained. Certainly, I was just one of many deformed. »

« A long time ago, in forgotten days, all parts of the human body fought over hegemony. Every member wanted to govern. The fighting raged. In turn, the candidates advanced to claim the royal title. Not a body that did not judge itself worthy of the front row. The head proclaimed that, without it, the whole thing would go into a spin, that anarchy would take place and that, beheaded, the body would hardly survive. There were many big opponents, feet for example, thanks to whom one travels, but almost all seemed to agree to elect him. A shy, discreet, deaf voice, suddenly heard: "I am the leader." Thus began the anus. There is no need to dwell on the taunts that followed the words of the proud orifice. Frustrated, the unfortunate applicant decided to go on strike. As the days passed, he even blocked himself, gradually but surely. Then the head became so entangled that she could no longer hold the reins. She was rambling all the time. The stomach also paid the price for this unemployment. In short, hallucinations, sourness, nausea... forced the unanimous assembly to appoint Sire Sphincter as master of the body. »