« The average woman spends approximately 5,000 hours a year to worry about her nails. in 40 years I never heard any man stop raving about a woman's nails. »
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Dave Barry
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Dave Barry
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« The question that you ask most certainly by filling in your tax return is: can I cheat? »
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Dave Barry
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Dave Barry
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« Fortunately for humanity great minds work, bringing great ideas that a normal mind would not have without consume fantastic quantities of gin. »
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Dave Barry
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Dave Barry
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