« Most of the presidential candidates often include in their promises to cut taxes. In other words, these candidates are trying to buy your vote with your own money. »
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Dave Barry
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Dave Barry
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« Dogs have masters, cats have servants. »
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Dave Barry
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Dave Barry
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« What about the sentimental problems, men have a brain the size of a walnut. »
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Dave Barry
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Dave Barry
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