« If our Heavenly Father invented man, it is because the monkey had disappointed him. »
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Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
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« Buy land, they don't make anymore. »
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Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
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« Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. »
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Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
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