« The main difference between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives. »
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Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
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« What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. »
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Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
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« If you could cross the man and the cat, it would improve man, but it degrade the cat. »
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Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
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