« I apologize for calling George W. Bush a "deserter." I meant that he is a deserter, an election thief, an alcoholic behind the wheel, a liar about weapons of mass destruction and an illiterate. »

« And finally, stop yelling God bless America! by the way, it's really. Why should I bless you and no one else? I don't do favouritism. Have you ever heard Djiboutians shout "God bless Djibouti!"? And "God bless Botswana!" you know? They're not that stupid in Botswana. So let's be clear: God does not bless America, God does not bless anyone, God to other cats to whip and has no time to waste with this patriotic. Go and be blessed somewhere else and stop using My name to justify your sense of superiority over the rest of humanity. »

« Of course, there are a lot of teachers who screw up and who would do phone canvassing to sell beauty products. But the vast majority of teachers are conscientious educators who earn less money a month than some of their own students pocket by selling ecstasy, and we allow ourselves to criticize their extreme dedication. I do not know what you think, but I would personally prefer that the people who care for my offspring for most of the day, at least longer than I do, be treated with a little more affection and sympathy. After all, it's the future of my kids that's in their hands, so why systematically look for lice in their heads? »