« I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. »
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W.C. Fields
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W.C. Fields
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« You shall not commit adultery, unless you want to. »
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W.C. Fields
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W.C. Fields
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« If I drink, it's to make other interesting. »
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W.C. Fields
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W.C. Fields
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