« A Hitchhiker is a young woman, usually pretty and short dressed, which is located on your road when you're with your wife. »
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Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
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« The last time that I entered a woman was visiting the statue of liberty. »
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Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
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« I asked this girl if she had any plans for Saturday night, and she told me that she intended to commit suicide. So I asked her what she planned to do on Friday night. »
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Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
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